“Hey, maybe take a day off to change your luck before driving the car off a cliff?” — Tom Donoghue. … Thank you, Tom.
While Tiger Woods survived, we have decided to stay in our lane but may seek some professional help.
I hear good things about this Dr. Jill in D.C. but apparently she caters to an older clientele.
Can the Cubs steal a win in Milwaukee?
Justin Steele has won three in a row and has allowed one run over his last 12 ¹/₃ innings.
Steele hasn’t seen the Brewers since April 1 when he made them look foolish, scattering three hits over six shutout innings.
The Crew counters with Adrian Houser. “Doogie” beat the Mets at Citi Field, but it wasn’t easy, allowing seven hits and constantly working out of trouble. Play $50 on the Cubs (-146, FanDuel).
Hot dog!
Aaron Nola struck out 12 Rays over 7 ¹/₃ innings and the Phillies held off the Rays, 3-1.
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Our losing streak is over.
Win has us at -1,314 joeychestnuts.